Fuck your life

one time ben and i were at "New Yorker's Buffalo Wings" and this homless guy walked in and grabbed a glass of water off some ones table while the guy and his friend were still sitting there eating and he drank in right there, right there in front of them. the guy at the table grabbed the newly emptied glass back and said "fuck you." the homless guy replied by saying that it was his birthday and was met with a hearty "fuck your fucking life" from the diners.